You've always dreamt of fucking a hot bitch like this, so what are you waiting for? Take your fuck slut out of the box, push play on the hardcore DVD, get out the free lube, and pound that bitch 'til you Fuck Her Silly!
This mega masturbator is the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked--and with over 20 lbs. of soft, Fanta-flesh engulfing and massaging your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing! Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack-- it sounds and feels just like a real ass! Spread her cheeks, ram her tight little asshole, and fill her with every inch of your man meat! Now, flip the slut over on her back and her perfect pink pussy lips are spread eagle and begging for your dick! She's warm, she's tight, and she NEVER says no! When you're done, blow a load deep inside her or cum all over her back and pussy-- cleanup is a snap either way with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water. Best of all, she tucks away under the bed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. No commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking her up. It's an all access, any time-any place piece of pussy and ass made just for your cock!
Includes:
Life-Like FantaFlesh Ass/Vagina
Full Length Zero Tolerance DVD
1oz. Moist Lubricant
1oz. Toy Cleaner
Size:
Length - 14 in. - ( 35.56 cm )
Width - 13 in. - ( 33.02 cm )
Weight - 22.4 oz. - ( 696.72 gram )
Features and Functions: DVD Included, Lube Included, Stretchy, Toy Cleaner Included.
Material: Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR)
Ships Everywhere.
I give the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created.
I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after discussing the matter with a few buddies, they suggested it would do me good, and they talked me into it. I am so grateful they did.
After the first use I had absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made in myself. If you do the calculations on how much you spend on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses.
As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for sexual release, this is the best thing available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! I can use it and fuck it in any way and position I desire. The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism. While fucking it doggie style or cowgirl, the weight pushes to fuck back.
A guy can always easily relieve himself with a hand job. However, for ultimate sexual tension release, you cannot beat the physical, psychological, physiological, and dare I say (to some degree) emotional, realistic sexual pleasure of thrusting, penetrating, and fucking this provides. Mount it on top of a "body" of pillows, unleash your fantasies, let your imagination run wild, and your masturbatory experiences will be elevated to another level; from mere masturbation to the most realistically fantastic, solo fuck-session you can imagine.
I highly recommend it to any guy - single or partnered - who needs to find an extra source for sexual outlet or just spice up his sex life or masturbatory experiences. As men we all have sexual needs, wants, and desires. There is no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed, guilty or apologize for having them, for taking care of them, or for how we take care of them. I stand by this that I am posting this review with my real name; no alias or anonymous. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it.
Yuri Batres,
Los Angeles, CA
I give this product 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created. I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after the first use I have absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made. If you do the calculations and how much you spent on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses. As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for release, this is the best available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! Can use it snd fuck it and in any way and position desired. The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism; doggie style or cowgirl, the weight pushes back to fuck you back. A guy can always easily relieve himself with a hand job. But for ultimate tension release, you cannot beat the psychological, physiological, physical, and dare I say (to some degree) emotional realistic sexual pleasure of penetration and fucking this provides. I highly recommend it. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it.
Yuri Batres,
Los Angeles, CA
This thing is great. Its really heavy, when you use it, you can really go to town on it. Been pricey but well worth it!
Anonymous - February 18 2013
